Numerous times -- and by numerous, I mean twice -- I thought I was going to have to throw down on Friday night. I'll get to that in just a minute though.
So Friday finally came, and has now gone. It started off quite well, with a two hour delay. More sleep always makes me happy. When I got to school my day just got better with each passing moment. Not only was CHIKARA nearing with every second, but my first two classes were jokes. This was due to the fact that neither Chassard or crazy-ass Madame were in. So for my first two classes I didn't do shit. Economics I took a test, so that was another easy class. And then I always end the day with Film. I must say that Annie Hall was a great movie.
After school I came home and got a bite to eat, before heading out to CHIKARA. D. Mack drove the van since there were 6 of us. We just beat the rush at Crossroad's and got seated right away. The food as usual was damn good. Because we beat the rush though, we were ready to head to CHIKARA way too early. The doors opened at 7, and it was only 6:30ish. So we decided to see if the thrift store was open. Lo and behold, it was not. So instead the Dollar General had to feel our wrath. After aimlessly browsing for a good 20 minutes, and then buying 5 bucks worth of candy, we headed back down the road toward CHIKARA Kingdom.
When we finally reached our royal destination we vacated our automobile, and left it in hindsight as we walked toward the gates of the castle. We ascended the stairs and joined the flock of nerds, dorks, dimwits, and fans alike. 7 o'clock rolled around, and still we were standing outside. A lady came out and proceeded to sell everyone tickets as we lay in wait. Mr. Leonard F. Chikarason, himself, came out and told us we'd have to wait due to various reasons. After another good 15 minutes of waiting, Quack came out to try to calm us down. He told us that some people were still absent but there was no reason we couldn't join him inside. So we went in, found a nice set of seats, and just chilled.
At last, the show started -- about a half hour late. Many notations can be made about the show. Robbie Ellis is slighty crazy, yet amazing. 2.0 = AMAZING! American Balloon had the biggest rack on a dude or woman I've ever seen, and it was absoluetly disgusting. Dino's gay antics and flirtations with random people at the bar was hilarious. CHEECH & Cloudy were awesome as usual. USApe has Monkey Aids but did not die from it, as he was present at the show. Los Ice Creams were hilarious as usual. As well as Claudio wearing an Ice Cream mask and trying to dance. I had no clue people from Switzerland had no rythm. KUDO, MIYAWAKI, and Yago were awesome as usual. Everything Yago did looked like it killed. However, for days, maybe even weeks, I shall be haunted by the sound and image of MIYAWAKI's headbutt. Never in my life have I heard such a sickening thud, and seen blood pour from a crack in a man's skull.
BITCH GON' DIE PART ONE...
So mid-way through the show, D. Mack and I head to the van so Doug can get something. Now in Hellertown there's no parking lot, or really any place to park. One must park on a side street in front of someone's house, as well there are only side streets and houses in Hellertown. So we're parked in front of this house, which is a perfectly legal thing to do. Well the guy who's house we're parked in front of is moving his car from his driveway to an open spot in front of his neighbor's house. When he realizes we're the ones parked in front of his house he proceeds to say "Oh, you're the one that took my spot. I was gonna leave a nice note on your car." D. Mack being the gentlemen he is apologizes and offers to move. The guy refuses and goes in his house, being all prick-like. I, however, have not said word-one to this douche. In my head I'm thinking, "First of all prick, it's a public roadway. It's not illegal for us to park in front of your house. It may be your house, but that does not mean you automatically get the spot out front. Second of all douche, we're not blocking your driveway, walkway, or anything of the sort. We are not obstructing anything in anyway. Thirdly, why the fuck did you pull your Benz out of your driveway and park it in the street anyway?" This guy pissed me off to no end, because he was a dick over such a miniscule thing. Just chill out mother fucker. We'll be gone in an hour anyway.
Waffle House bound we are. I love the Waffle House. Cheap food, and good food. Hell, it's food, therefore I love it. However, this was the first time I've ever had trouble with the service there.
BITCH GON' DIE PART DEUX...
So it's about 12:30 now, and Waffle House is quite busy. There are only two people taking orders -- a cute girl and this dude -- and there's only one cook -- this hilarious black guy. Well, we get the dude taking our order. All is well and good so far. The cook is cooking food for about 20-plus people now, and is understandably rushing back and forth. In the process he accidentally burns my waffles along with Brad's. Whatever, he just takes 'em off, throws them away and puts more batter on. Well 5 minutes later they're burnt again. Once again, I understand the fact that he's trying to keep tabs on everything. Well, my douchebag waiter -- if you can call him that -- proceeds to put more batter on and cooks more waffles as the cook is busy with other things. He gives Brad his waffles, and I guess forgets about mine and burns them -- which I did not notice or realize at the time. 10 minutes later, I still have no waffles and he hands me the check. I proceed to say "Hey man, I hate to be a pain in the ass, but I'm still waiting on my 2 waffles." He proceeds to sigh, piss and moan, turn around and mumble under his breath "Why didn't you fucking tell me that when I was makin' the other ones." I don't know fuckhead, maybe it's because I didn't realize you burned my waffles AGAIN because you were too busy counting up how much money in tips you were making tonight. So you know what douche, since you're so worried about your tip, you ain't fucking gettin' one from me. Next time, don't be such an ass. I realize it's almost 1, but the girl and cook are being polite and having fun. Maybe you should try it. Fucking douchebag.
Besides the two part Bitch Gon' Die series, it was very enjoyable night. Food was good -- except for service -- and the show was amazing. All in all, another great night at CHIKARA.